D Mad Red Woman's Dictionary
Broasted - Drunker than drunk inspired by reading it on a Chefette menu in Barbados
Chastity Jeans - Jeans so tight that it's a miracle you got into them and it will be an even bigger miracle if you can get out of them.
Cokey Eye - A real lazy eye
Craptacular - Really crappy
Craptastic - Similar to craptacular
D.A.T.I.N.G. - Dying At Trying Is Never Good
Deep Dish - An exceptionally large man or woman, similar to "Big Belly Man"
Ethnic Fatigue - The feeling one gets after eating a large meal, similar to the "itis"
F.L.I.R.T. - Fearlessly Leaping Into Rambunctious Territory
H.W.B. - Hottie With A Body
Rapist Look - The "I want to take your clothes off right now" look a man gives you
Snaggletooth - A man who is missing his front tooth but still thinks he lookin' nice
Tallie - One who is real tall
Tanty - A combination of a Thong + a Panty resulting in underwear/carnivalwear that has a chance of disappearing if you sneeze