Ask Dr. Ram Dass: A boy I'm interested in is hot like fyah but so is his breath. I really like him but I cyah deal wit dat fuh long! What should I do?
Dear Dr. Ram Dass,
A boy I'm interested in is hot like fyah but so is his breath. I really like him but I cyah deal wit dat fuh long! What should I do?
Miss Doh Want Hot Breath
Dear Miss Doh Want Hot Breath,
What you are experiencing is known by several names: persistent bad breath, foul breath, smelly mouth, dragon breath, halitosis or morning breath. Sounds like you are coping with the problem. For your benefit I hope that your senses do not become numb to this labass mouth. I will have you know that from my experiences, I have found that anything that smelling rancid is generally rottening. Worst yet, if you can't see it, it mean is from de inside.
I had meet a young lady once. Thing to make man want to go Maharaj and Sons Jewelry and spend big dollars. She had a similar problem, she also created a smell, except hers snuck out from the rear. Two days in a row was enough for me to figure out that it wasn't what she ate that day or the day before. Needless to say, I had to tell her that my cousin in South had fall down real bad on his BMX (he actually would have fallen off his BMX, but you know what I mean) and I had to go spend time with him. "Probably going to tie me up for quite sometime, so I not going to be able to see you for a while."
So there's good news, and of course bad news.... The good news is that in general bad breath is caused by some dental condition that can be cured by seeing a dentist and brushing your teeth plenty. This means that you don't have to find another man unless you like more than one at a time and also of benefit is that you know what your current issue is with this man.
They say hygene is personal, but a lack of is public. I suggest that you find someone more considerate of de environment.