Frenzy - Miami Carnival Day Time Boat Ride 2012 Review
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By Sidney aka Scorn Juice
Published on 06-Oct-12
Haunted and nervous because we have never experienced a Frenzy boat ride and if we have anything to go by is their SUPER F.R.I.E.N.D.S. party and clique then oh boy! oh boy! Skin Out! Oh Oh! Skin Out! ....
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Haunted and nervous because we have never experienced a Frenzy boat ride
and if we have anything to go by is their SUPER F.R.I.E.N.D.S. party
and clique then oh boy! oh boy! Skin Out! Oh Oh! Skin Out! ....
Promptly after Vale Vibe Breakfast party, collecting the costumes, change of gear, freshen up and spruce up the outlook ... rush down to the pier so we could board the boat and perform the vice! With a brilliant line up of DJs for the boat and a promise to have fantastic and exciting people aboard ... when you are haunted on Miami Carnival Saturday in the afternoon ... a boat ride is the treatment and cure to such a disaster! Prerequisites include a short pants, socks, slippers and a jersey or better yet ... comfortable attire ... ; some money to buy drinks and food; and all your friends who are haunted and suffering the similar fate!
Boat Spacious .... RAH! .... Three levels of entertainment! Judgement! With bars on ends of the boat on each floor and special mention to the air condition bar on the second level with the female bartender who was serving drinks hard and lashing ... Scorn's recommendation:- always find a bartender for a night ... they will handle you right up ... especially if you tip them ... American Bartenders are so easy ... Or better yet ... tell them you celebrating your birthday ... you might just get a free shot ... *I sweet like diabetes*
Private Ryan, EMAN, Soca Sweetness, HOUSE ARREST!!! and of course CIDee Sound are aboard the boat ... *holds head and locks and attempts a partial gangnam style* Snap your fingers ... are you scared? You can do it all afternoon ... Let Me See You Do It ... Vibes was crunched into three and a half hours like no other experienced! The females on board were sharing waistlines and with ease ... no negativity ... take a flex, snap your finger, and change bottoms ... For those who enjoy the feel of one pair of jeans ... *Whoop Whoop .... Alert! Alert! Lock Down Ah Bottom! Lock Down!* ... but be careful ... the tail stings when you lock down the wrong bottom .... BRAPS!!!! ... Bring your energizers ... Charge Up Business ... Wait ... Who say the DJ Decks and the laptops nearly fall down ... TWICE ... Rock The Boat Baby ... ROCK IT!
For all the hungry belly humans on the boat, there was food serving, not that we sampled but we saw people eating - so toodles and enjoy! Come to a boat ride and want to eat a food instead of pumping the stop sign on the second deck???! We do not blame you ... but save time ... eat before you come ... MORE TIME TO GANGNAM STYLE on the boat! ...
Collin & Friends ... we love you to bits ... you cured our haunted disease on Miami Carnival Saturday afternoon! We Endorse!
-Scorn Juice
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Haunted and nervous because we have never experienced a Frenzy boat ride
and if we have anything to go by is their SUPER F.R.I.E.N.D.S. party
and clique then oh boy! oh boy! Skin Out! Oh Oh! Skin Out! .... Promptly after Vale Vibe Breakfast party, collecting the costumes, change of gear, freshen up and spruce up the outlook ... rush down to the pier so we could board the boat and perform the vice! With a brilliant line up of DJs for the boat and a promise to have fantastic and exciting people aboard ... when you are haunted on Miami Carnival Saturday in the afternoon ... a boat ride is the treatment and cure to such a disaster! Prerequisites include a short pants, socks, slippers and a jersey or better yet ... comfortable attire ... ; some money to buy drinks and food; and all your friends who are haunted and suffering the similar fate!
Boat Spacious .... RAH! .... Three levels of entertainment! Judgement! With bars on ends of the boat on each floor and special mention to the air condition bar on the second level with the female bartender who was serving drinks hard and lashing ... Scorn's recommendation:- always find a bartender for a night ... they will handle you right up ... especially if you tip them ... American Bartenders are so easy ... Or better yet ... tell them you celebrating your birthday ... you might just get a free shot ... *I sweet like diabetes*
Private Ryan, EMAN, Soca Sweetness, HOUSE ARREST!!! and of course CIDee Sound are aboard the boat ... *holds head and locks and attempts a partial gangnam style* Snap your fingers ... are you scared? You can do it all afternoon ... Let Me See You Do It ... Vibes was crunched into three and a half hours like no other experienced! The females on board were sharing waistlines and with ease ... no negativity ... take a flex, snap your finger, and change bottoms ... For those who enjoy the feel of one pair of jeans ... *Whoop Whoop .... Alert! Alert! Lock Down Ah Bottom! Lock Down!* ... but be careful ... the tail stings when you lock down the wrong bottom .... BRAPS!!!! ... Bring your energizers ... Charge Up Business ... Wait ... Who say the DJ Decks and the laptops nearly fall down ... TWICE ... Rock The Boat Baby ... ROCK IT! For all the hungry belly humans on the boat, there was food serving, not that we sampled but we saw people eating - so toodles and enjoy! Come to a boat ride and want to eat a food instead of pumping the stop sign on the second deck???! We do not blame you ... but save time ... eat before you come ... MORE TIME TO GANGNAM STYLE on the boat! ...
Collin & Friends ... we love you to bits ... you cured our haunted disease on Miami Carnival Saturday afternoon! We Endorse!
-Scorn Juice
>> View Frenzy - Miami Carnival Boat Ride 2012 Gallery
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