IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRIP AND ACT A FOOL BECAUSE SOMEONE IS WINING ON YOUR MAN OR YOUR WOMAN AT CARNIVAL THEN STAY HOME!!!!!!

My goodness people.

It's a 10-15 second handshake among fellow revellers and carnival goers. Stop trying to babysit your significant other. They are GROWN and will be just fine with you or without you. They are WITH you because they want to be WITH you NOT SMOTHERED BY YOU. And.... they are going home with you, so cut the sh*t.

I literally had some dude grab me and say, "That's my woman."

To which I replied, "Man, every woman out here is somebody's woman."

Then I looked at he woman and said, "I guess he won't be coming back with you next year?" And she replied, "Exactly."

Look, Carnival is for everybody and there is a way to do it. But please understand the current culture of carnival and the culture and the brand of the band in which you are playing. Also understand J'ouvert and the setting of the fetes which you will attend if you are planning to attend. Because there is difference between the Brian Lara fete in Trinidad and Dirty Dozens J'ouvert in Trinidad. One is a great couples outing and the other may or may not be, depending on how you get down.

So please, govern yourselves accordingly and STOP F****** TRIPPING!

And That Is The Prescription For The Day From.

The Carnival Doctor