I Can't Take It Take It No More
... Never Felt Like This Before ...
The plan had been set in stone from since July 2010 ...
Scorn Juice must, bound to, have to, do or die (well not literally) ....
DC CARNIVAL! After years of seeing my fellow juicers parading on the streets
of Washington and enjoying some of the most fantastic parties a carnival
in North America has to offer ... Why
did I miss this all these years before??? why???
Now with the Carnival almost NOT taking place this year due to some serious
issues with the Carnival Committees and the relevant Boards of the State
... I almost got scared ... more like worried ... oh
no! what will I come to DC to do then? But then ... a bright pink angel
fluttered in and saved the day ... well? Hmmmm ....
On the Thursday there is only one place to be at really ... yeah really
... Release Therapy which we heard was the
absolute dynamic way to start ANY Carnival Season! After all ... it is
in the name .... *ding ding ding* However, we made our way to ONE
which did not let us down either!
Friday is really the pertinent day to start off your festivities and with
three (3) events to choose from you cannot go wrong because all three
are guaranteed to bring the exact vibe and energy that you want to kick
off your weekend .... All you have to decide is what kind of crowd you
want to socialise with! That's Right! ... Be Careful! Don't let location
and promoters fool you .... Not All .... HAHA! With Hookie's
Day Fete finishing in the evening you then have a choice
Wide Shut Carnavale DC Edition with Machel Montano HD or
you had Live
In The City With Kes The Band. Both promised to deliver
... and oh they did!
The highlight of any Carnival has to be the Parade ... what else do you
really attend a Carnival for ... The
Parade! This year has to be no different however, there
were some serious issues that needs to be addressed by the Carnival Committee.
Patrons were not satisfied however,
tantalization, bacchanal, fun, bamcee jiration and healthy socialising
will ALWAYS PREVAIL.
If the energy is still there (well it definitely was after
the 2011 parade) you had Xen
2011 Block Party or you had something different in Fresh
Squeeze 'White With A Touch of Colour'.
Sunday is the day ... I am sorry ... Sunday is the REAL
Day ... you have your multiple poison both at the same time i.e. Shine
DC Breakfast Party or you haveIndigo
All Inclusive - Let me be the first to tell you ... if
you can attend both ... Do It! If you can go Indigo first then go Shine
... Do It! If you must go Shine first then go Indigo then come back to
Shine ... Do It! Both events are worth your time, clothes and paper ...
Euphoria is GUARANTEED in either event!
When the buzz is still in your head ... you know what you have to do?
COOL DOWN! Who say Cool
Down Appreciation Party!
Everybody and Anybody is going to be present even Miami Heat 2011 Starting
Center Joel Anthony ... Vibes! And who say he aint take ah bubble too!
Why not? Is Carnival!
Scorn's DO's For DC Carnival:
Always Attend Indigo All Inclusive
If you see five police officers running in
one direction, please run the other way;
DC Parade has two good mas band/mas section
... MUD MADNESS and Indulgence
Bring Alcohol For The Road ... You Will Get
Thirsty If Not!
Scorn's DON'Ts for DC Carnival:
Stay away from DC Star; and
Don't wear jeans that are too tight and you
have no space to dance in; and
Don't wear sunglasses in the club at night
... its the night!
It was a small crew this year but L Boogie & Al ...
I coming again next year! DC ... getting
to wine on the streets of the "Capitol" ... Oh Yeah! I still
looking for that woman who when she wine it freeze!
Scorn Juice ... Bedlam's Favourite Resident ...
I am a Professional and experienced TJJ Fet-a-lot-athon® Party Guru
who has rigorously tested Carnival grounds all over the globe and I only
provide the aforementioned recommendations based on the fundamentals that
the audience is an absolutely crazy, wild, fun-loving, healthy alcohol
drinking human being. If while performing any of these actions
you begin to feel weak, fatigue, dizziness, depressed or any sort of physical
or mental pain please stop and GO HOME!!